This README is not a text document

This is not a game, it is a README. The README is not a text document, but it won't tell you that until you find a way to compile and execute it – or alternatively an interpreter. Do you feel up to the task?

If you really, really need it, there is also a Windows executable, but it might be flagged as malware by your Antivirus. (Ironic, given that it's compiled with the intent to run on the malware that is the Microsoft OS.) I can promise, that I did not intentionally put anything weird in there, but does that mean you can trust it?